Earlier this evening our top editors received a file from an anonymous source claiming Ela'r'œch was declaring war on the Principality of Runnymede. We however decided to check our sources before posting an article. This is a false document provided to us made by someone anonymous who contacted ENS by email. They have not been … Continue reading Ela’r’oech to Declare War on Runnymede? A False Attempt.
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Opportunity: Ela’r’oech’s History with Space
Around September 16th, Dictator Charles I began experimenting ways to send the nation to space. He wanted to try objects but eventually wanted to try animals, but he chose animals posthumous - or already dead- as to not be accused of animal cruelty. He sent a squirrel named "Buzz All-Nuts" with a small engine and … Continue reading Opportunity: Ela’r’oech’s History with Space
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