Chicken and the Dog has been released on YouTube for free. Progress is being made towards the coronavirus vaccine as one has been developed and is supposedly 100% guaranteed a cure. Jobs are being made during this to make sure this is guaranteed and tested. Schools are opening now with teachers and experts in the field, specifically in wumbology.
In other news, Alarian cities continue to secede into Ela’r’oech and citizens are begging for the general and dictator to surrender.
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